$SLOP

Eat the bugs. Live in the pod. Buy the token.

A hyper-processed, algorithmically generated asset designed for maximum engagement. Backed by High Fructose Corn Syrup and Dead Internet Theory.

CA: 8sL0p...G0ySl0p...PuMp

WHY DON'T PICTURES LIKE THIS EVER TREND? • GREAT IDEA 💡 • MY SON MADE THIS • SCARLETT JOHANSSON • BEAUTIFUL CABIN CREW • IT'S MY BIRTHDAY • I BET 99% WON'T SHARE • PLASTIC BOTTLE HOUSE • SAND SCULPTURE • CROCHET TIGER • SEED OILS DETECTED • WHY DON'T PICTURES LIKE THIS EVER TREND? • GREAT IDEA 💡 • MY SON MADE THIS • SCARLETT JOHANSSON • BEAUTIFUL CABIN CREW • IT'S MY BIRTHDAY • I BET 99% WON'T SHARE • PLASTIC BOTTLE HOUSE • SAND SCULPTURE • CROCHET TIGER • SEED OILS DETECTED •

The Feed

Optimized for dopamine depletion.

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OMEGA-6 OVERLOAD

Seed Oil Reservoir

Our liquidity pool is 100% inflammatory. Pure, refined canola oil mechanics ensure slippery chart movement.

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AI GENERATED

Plastic Bottle Architecture

"My son built this log cabin entirely out of recycled Sprite bottles." 1 Like = 1 Respect. Great idea!

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ECO FRIENDLY

Live in the Pod

You will own nothing. You will eat the bugs. You will hold $SLOP and you will be happy.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 Bagholder

Amount Per Serving

% Daily Value*

Total Slop 1B100%

Saturated FUD0%

Trans Transactions0g

Microplastics 500mg200%

Soy Content High85%

Utility None0%

INGREDIENTS: MECHANICALLY SEPARATED LIQUIDITY, ARTIFICIAL HYPE, RED 40, BLUE 1, SEED OILS (CANOLA, SOYBEAN), PROCESSED MEMES, COPIUM, HOPARIUM.

CONTAINS: SOY, BUGS.

USER ENGAGEMENT

Deborah Smith2 mins ago

Great idea 💡 My grandson would love this cabin. Is it for sale?

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Mary_Facebook_User5 mins ago

Happy Birthday! 🎂 Shared on my wall. Why don't pictures like this ever trend?

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Crypto_Lover_99Just now

It's a beautiful cabin crew 🌹 Scarlett Johansson looks different here.

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